The MTC Bus Strategy
May 3, 2009

My beloved team members,

Congrasulations on the magnificent victory against the erstwhile champions. It required a big change, a big turn in our fortunes and who better to provide that turn than our bold spinners? But from my perspective, I thought I must share an idea that struck me as I was watching this match. We seem to be currently following the “Tamil Nadu Express Strategy”. This train always comes at full speed from Delhi to Basin Bridge, and then it slows down to a crawl to arrive at Chennai Central half an hour late. Our batting seems to be like that. We reach Basin Bridge at over 16 and then dokku-vecchufy for the remaining period . We need to shift to the “MTC Bus Strategy”, where we start out in the morning, all mean, grumpy and aggressive, drive like maniacal serial killers all day and at the end of the day, when everyone expects us to be tired and tame, drive even more like maniacs. I will publish the details on this strategy in our party’s newspaper/mouthpiece, Dr Namadhu MSD for all of you to read.